Baby I'm your biggest fan

This blog comes to you in seven parts. Because seven is an awesome number. Season seven on American Idol is the bestest ever. And Lance Armstrong won seven tours. :P


Part One
I'm procrastinating. Stupid Candystand. So. Much. Fun. Not really, more like addicting. :P Right now I'm playing this Sour Patch Kids Mario Kart like game. It's interesting. I think I'm winning though. :P But I not allowing myself to start the next level until this is typed up. (Let's see how that goes.)

Part Two
Today I did a lot of nothing. Except when I woke up I spent like two hours working on a collage for my wall. Here's a pic of the finished part:

So there's lots of Brooke and David, a screenshot of John, Hank, David, and Kristina. The David screenshot is the best part of the Something 'Bout Love video. (Which comes out on iTunes on Tuesday) And the John screenshot is the zombified unicorn hat. And Hank just looks awesome. And Kristina is in her Pokemon phase. And then there's two twitter replies, a Jordin picture and David picture that I took. And then there's the best part of Despicable Me. And Lauren. And ALL CAPS. And lyrics from Nerdfighterlike. And DFTBA. And Woody and Green Aliens. And Maureen. And Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. And Togepi. And the Twitter bird. So yeah. A big piece of awesome is about to go on my wall.

Part Three

So yesterday my mom read my blog. She read the Brooke post, and when she was done she said, "You're kinda obsessed with this girl that most people don't even know."

WELL BROOKE IS AWESOMEEEE. :)

Part Four

I'm listening to the Jonas Brothers. And a few minutes ago I was listening to Hannah Montana. The older Hannah songs, of course. They're the good ones. XD I remember in SIXTH grade I got bullied because I listened to her. o.O Stupid lame people that rode my bus. Never gonna see them again. :D That makes me quite happy. I was also bullied because of where I bought my clothes. Apparently in sixth grade the only "cool" places were those expensive mall stores. Why would I spend that much money? o.O Target, Walmart, and Kohls is where I shop. And only when necessary. Oh, and apparently you couldn't read on the bus. Or they would steal your book. (Helllllllllo, we went to the IB PROGRAM. Pretty nerdy, if you as me.) Oh, and then when they found out you told your mom everything, they say that I shouldn't. BUT MY MOMMY WAS THE ONLY PERSON WITH ADVICE. Actually, in sixth grade the only person I told about them was my mom. But I sat awkwardly alone on all four of my buses for the last few months of school in sixth grade. I hated the bus. I used to beg my mom to pick me up/take me to school. But since my school was on the other side of town, that didn't happen much. And then for seventh grade, I had a friend on all of my buses. (One on three of them, one on the other.) And I talked to them for most of eighth grade too. (Except my first bus I always played solitaire on my iPod, the bully was the only person on my bus that I actually knew. And that was in middle school.) And then in May, I realized that this one girl that was my "friend" was just lying to me all the time. And she always hurt me. OH. I forgot about the other bully. In parts of seventh and eighth grade, this other girl was really mean to me. Like once she threw all of my stuff on the floor of the seat in front of her, because "it was in her seat." So my computer (in its case) hit the bus floor nice and hard. And then later that month, the bus driver said that they needed to put the windows up in the back. And then that girl said that "Jamie and her friend" were putting the windows down. WE ONLY PUT OURS DOWN. Then the bus driver went back to driving. I turned around and called the girl a jerk. (XD I don't have any bad words in my vocabulary. Jerk, loser, and stupid are the only ones there. :P) I was like (in a reallllly mad voice) " *insert girl's name* You're a jerk." There have been quite a few times when I was real close to tears on that bus. In sixth, seventh, and eighth grade. By different girls. And I'm kinda expecting to get bullied at Varina. I mean, I know like, two people going there. And I'm gonna be one of the few white kids there. And I'm a nerd, and I'm proud to say that. But I don't think the people their will like that. I'm really excited for Varina, but I'm expecting to not have any friends. But I'll have my old friends. And I'll have my few twitter friends. Actually mostly just Justine. And Rawah. And Ben. And Jennifer. Maybe I honestly don't have many friends. Whoa. I honestly didn't mean to type all of my bullying experience on here. I was just gonna write about Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. XD

Part Four

Miley Cyrus.

From summer after 5th grade through all of sixth grade and some of seventh grade, I loved Miley. She was my idol. I was obsessed with her music, Hannah Montana, and yeah. I owned a LOT of Hannah Montana stuff. I probably could dig it out of my room. XD But after I kinda stopped liking her, she turned into a terrible role model. o.O I mean, look at her new album cover. I didn't buy that CD because of that. And I never really listened to her EP. (Only Party In The USA) So yeah, I have honestly no respect for Miley now.

Part Five

I really wanna hang up my posterssss. (I have David stuff to hang up toooo.) But I like hanging it up with my mommmmmyyy. So I'm *patiently* waiting. And I don't know what else to say.

Part Six

The Something 'Bout Love music video is epic. If you haven't seen it yet, then here it is



Yeah, I think that will play. Now please notice these key points:
1. Daniel is playing basketball at the beginning.
2. David is hot.
3. I love the whole David taking pictures thing.
4. Please notice that everybody is dressed modestly.
5. Did I mention David's hotness?

Part Seven
So there are seven parts today because I asked twitter for a number under 10 and Justine said seven. And then my other explamation is at the top. Anyway, now my mom is done watching her movie. Time to bug her to help me. ;) Bai.

Oh, by the way, start your comments off with "Baby I'm your biggest fan because..." XD I'm kinda likin' this Jonas LA song.