Picture Perfect Moments

Hola. Today I am sick. So I am currently sitting on the couch watching The Middle. :P

Hopefully I will feel better by tomorrow, I hate missing school. But I’m just glad I don’t have to
upload a video today. That would be scary. And I’m talking to Rawah on igoogle. :)

Part one: Modern Family.
Modern Family is hilarioussss. I’m watching it right now. And I’m laughing. A lot. So yeah,
you guys should watch that show. And The Middle. And of course, The Office.
Part Two: The Office.
So my sick brain can’t think of anything to write so I’m just gonna copy and paste quotes from
the office. :P

Michael Scott: Alright. Jim, to be fair, the conversation wasn't about planets. At first we were talking about introducing a line of toilet paper. And what part of the human body does one use toilet paper upon? So you draw a line from there to the other planets... and I think by the end we learned a little bit about how small we are.

Michael Scott: You know what eats a large amount of the day are naps. You go to sleep it's light out, you wake up it's dark. That's the whole day. Where did that day go? I have no idea.
Jim Halpert: You mean on a weekend.
*awkward pause*
Michael Scott: Yes.

Ryan: Did this happen on company property?
Michael Scott: It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine.
Ryan: I don't think-- I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.
Michael Scott: Oh, I'm sorry. What is, 'we're fine'?

Michael Scott: Ladies and gentleman, I have some bad news. Meredith was hit by a car.
Oscar: Where?
Michael Scott: It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her, life, they did the best they could. And she is going to be ok.
Stanley: What is wrong with you? Why would you have to phrase is like that?

Jim Halpert:  One day Michael came in, complaining about a speed bump, on the highway... I wonder who he ran over then.

Pam Beesly:  Michael? '5K' means five kilometers not 5000 miles.

Michael Scott: *seeing Darryl feeding a squirrel* Darryl, what are you doing?
Darryl: I'm- I'm giving him a peanut.
Michael Scott: No, don't give him- just, did you hear anything I said?
Darryl: Look how happy he is!
Michael Scott: He's happy because he's insane. You know what? That's the perfect example of the kind of awareness we need to generate.

Toby: Where are we?
Kelly: I donno. Like five kilometers from the office.
Toby: He couldn't have made it a circle?

Phyllis: I want to understand what you're saying, but it's difficult for me when you use that tone.
Angela: Phyllis, these are spoons. Spoons have rounded tops and are used to scoop things. What we need are forks, which have prongs or tiny spears on top. And we need knives, which have blades. Do you understand me now?
Phyllis: Yes.
Angela: Goody.

Song of the day: World of Warcraft Ruined my Life- All Caps

Countdown to my Birthday: 11 days :)

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